A Deviated Septum is Nothing to Sneeze At

“Just shut up! Shut the fuck up!” Excuse me? Shut up, eh? Shut up? I’m going for a walk! Slam the door shut and I hear shouting from the other side. There are plenty of bars around here. I’m walking to the nearest bar! Belatedly, I realize no bar is open after midnight on a Sunday. I walk more and slowly begin to circle back. I sing to myself, choking back tears as I sing. Each step on the concrete pounding in my head, feeling like a march. It's a long way to Tipperary, It's a long way to go. It's a long way to Tipperary To the sweetest girl I know! Goodbye, Piccadilly, Farewell, Leicester Square! It's a long long way to Tipperary, But my heart's right there. Tears well as I sing and march. Where is Tipperary anyhow? I don’t know. But, it sounds like a nice place, doesn’t it? Yeah. I wish I was in Tipperary right now. I watch a bunny hop across the street and I smile. I think of nice bunnies and Tipperary. I still want to drink...

 iykyk  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XVeiNALPsE

  “Floor 0 – Welcome – Stop the blood” in Esperanto & English https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShPEPGGPasc

  TO EXTINGUISH FIRE WITHOUT WATER. Write the following words on each side of a plate, and throw it into the fire, and it will be extinguished forthwith: S A T O R A R E P O T E N E T O P E R A R O T A S – Long Lost Friend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSCgFephzsk

 Slovak for “Monsters and fear” https://youtu.be/g_mg7hEbVaM?si=8E1ExIsdqRsGJ289  

  My ex, whom you’ve heard so much about, was terrified of Detroit. As soon as we hit the exit ramp, he would press the lock button on his car three times. Oh my goodness, it’s Detroit, I might get shot! Hah. It’s fun to think Mr. Macho Über Dom was scared of Detroit. My boyfriend and I went on a nice little tour of my hometown the other day. I got to show him my old Elementary school, the vacant lot where my grandparent’s house once was, the Rite Aid that was once a burned down dollar store, the senior citizen’s apartments a family friend lived in, the supermercado that used to be a Farmer Jack and the elementary school I worked at. We even got to look around abandoned homes. There was a locked Masterlock dangling from the latch on a burned down house. Like the ad said, Masterlock truly is tough under fire. The lock was the only thing intact at that house. Peeking at another house it was a bit depressing. Half of the house was fire damaged and a mouse peeked out when I...

Well, I can tick that off the bucket list or I’m definitely over the ex. (2018-01-19 02:37) – private So Friday was a shitty day. The perfect kind of day to go to the bar after work and get wasted. There’s also the auto show and there are a lot of Germans visiting. This will be relevant soon. So, anyway I’m fairly drunk and a Puerto Rican and German walk into the bar. rimshot Didn’t even realize he was German at first. A rather attractive guy goes up to the bartender to get shots for his friend. Blonde hair, blue eyes, scruffy beard, average height. I overhear his accent and I’m instantly enamored. The concept of a bar tab was baffling to him and that makes him adorable. We chat a bit, but I don’t sit with him and his friend or anything. Me: Where are you from? I like your accent. Him: Vere do you tink I’m from? Me: I really have no idea, that’s why I’m asking. He smiles. Him: I am from Germany. We shake hands. He’s 41 and his name is Michael. I debate talki...

  The last time I did acid, I took 5 tabs. Yes, yes, I know now what a horrible idea that was. It was upon my friend’s advice. My brain needed a hard reset. And boy……I got that and more. First off, after I had already dosed I found it was blessed by a sect I don’t personally agree with. Great, this blessing is about to become a curse. I became a crumpled piece of paper. Floating about the universe. Unloved, forgotten and utterly alone. I had to be told I was loved. And I didn’t even understand what the concept of “love” was. I was an unloved crumpled up piece of paper. I suppose that was ego death. I had a great experience on shrooms 2 years ago. I’ll have to write more about the house I lived in at that time. A coven lived there previously and there were marks and evidence of such. Tried to work it out with Pennsylvania Dutch Powwow. I about needed a priest to bless the house. That house helped drive me insane. But, I digress. Anyhow, the shroom stor...

The other day, ended up talking anime with one of the Japanese teachers. Part of the vocabulary in the lesson included the words “We are.” And he goes “We are, we are on the cruuuise!” and I just involuntarily shout out “ONE PIECE!!” It’s funny too how long that series has been around, kids here are still into One Piece. But he says “You know One Piece?” I reply “Gomu gomu noooooo…..” and throw a mock punch. “I haven’t watched in a long time, but I know it.” Him: What’s your favorite anime? Me: Sailor Moon! Him: Ah, Bishojo Senshi Sera Moon! I watched in elementary school! Me: Me too, in 5th grade! Him: What is Bishojo Senshi Sera Moon in English? Me: Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon, but in America, we just say Sailor Moon. Him: Do you know Dragonball? Me: Yes!! Who are your favorite characters? Him: Gohan and Piccolo. How about you? Me: I like Goku and I like Vegeta! Him: Ah. Do you know Rurouni Kenshin? Me: Yes!!! I love Rurouni Kenshin! I haven’t watched in a long time! ...

  So, I got to meet 25B-NBOMe yesterday. One was great, two would have been better. But in short, it was wonderful and I’d try it again. We got the place nice and clean and set up a cuddle pile on the bed. Following Brian’s advice to the letter to make sure we had a safe and happy experience. Brian started first and I waited a half hour…started exactly at 4:20 because I knew I’d remember that time, heh. We came to realize it must be sublingually, as in under the tongue. I feel a little bad he didn’t see all the things I did, but there will be other chances. Very chemical metallic taste. Not horrible, but not exactly tasty. The taste and mouth numbing let me know there was definitely something there. Played Bump N’ Jump on Nes rom as I waited. The colors looked brighter and nicer after a while. After it was fully dissolved, a short time later the shirt and jacket on my bicycle looked like a small, friendly black horse. I could separate reality from ...

  He shuffles and looks down at his feet. He’s afraid. He knew this day would come. But, he tries to keep brave. “What sex were you assigned at birth?” they sternly ask. “Female.” He replies with a stern glare. “But, I am a man.” The butt of a gun connects fiercely with his jaw. “Then be a man. Get up and fight like a man.” replies the man. He spits out blood. A couple of teeth feel loose. He groans and gets up to his feet. “Fuck you. I’m a man.” he replies. The rifle butt connects again. Stars fill his vision. “Fuuck” He sputters and spits out a mouthful of blood. “Fuck you….motherfucker” The man grins and laughs. “I’m going to fuck you in the pussy. Teach you how to be a woman again.” The man growls. He laughs. “Fuck me hard? Just like I fucked your mother last nite! Gonna have some trouble getting to my pussy with my big fat dick in the way.” He is kicked hard between the legs and drops to the ground. Blows land on his ribs and ...