The German
Well, I can tick that off the bucket list or I’m definitely over the ex. (2018-01-19 02:37) – private So Friday was a shitty day. The perfect kind of day to go to the bar after work and get wasted. There’s also the auto show and there are a lot of Germans visiting. This will be relevant soon. So, anyway I’m fairly drunk and a Puerto Rican and German walk into the bar. rimshot Didn’t even realize he was German at first. A rather attractive guy goes up to the bartender to get shots for his friend. Blonde hair, blue eyes, scruffy beard, average height. I overhear his accent and I’m instantly enamored. The concept of a bar tab was baffling to him and that makes him adorable. We chat a bit, but I don’t sit with him and his friend or anything. Me: Where are you from? I like your accent. Him: Vere do you tink I’m from? Me: I really have no idea, that’s why I’m asking. He smiles. Him: I am from Germany. We shake hands. He’s 41 and his name is Michael. I debate talki...