A Deviated Septum is Nothing to Sneeze At

  My ex, whom you’ve heard so much about, was terrified of Detroit. As soon as we hit the exit ramp, he would press the lock button on his car three times. Oh my goodness, it’s Detroit, I might get shot! Hah. It’s fun to think Mr. Macho Über Dom was scared of Detroit. My boyfriend and I went on a nice little tour of my hometown the other day. I got to show him my old Elementary school, the vacant lot where my grandparent’s house once was, the Rite Aid that was once a burned down dollar store, the senior citizen’s apartments a family friend lived in, the supermercado that used to be a Farmer Jack and the elementary school I worked at. We even got to look around abandoned homes. There was a locked Masterlock dangling from the latch on a burned down house. Like the ad said, Masterlock truly is tough under fire. The lock was the only thing intact at that house. Peeking at another house it was a bit depressing. Half of the house was fire damaged and a mouse peeked out when I...